I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
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I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
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I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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