Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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