Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
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You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
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I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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