Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
God, I missed his penis.
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