THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
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If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
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we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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