Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
