just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
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peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
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Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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