You smell like stripper and shame
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
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We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
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I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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