Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
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I love having hate sex.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
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You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
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