dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
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Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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