I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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