Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I'm eating all of the evidence.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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