Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
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You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
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I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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