Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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