was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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