if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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