There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
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I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
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Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Couch. On fire.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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