Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Say something about gay babies.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
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He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
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I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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