turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
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Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
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I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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