i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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