Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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