She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
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dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
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Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
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