Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
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i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
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So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
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As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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