that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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