Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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