i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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