I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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