Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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