I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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