a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
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