Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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