you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
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my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
be right there i have to get my cape
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
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FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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