talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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