Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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