now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
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she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
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Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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