Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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