just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Barsexuality is the new black.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
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Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
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honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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