using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
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don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
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We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
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