I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
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I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
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I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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