He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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