im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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