I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
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I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
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Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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