could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Success! We fucked roommates!
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