Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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