I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
She even gives head with a lisp.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
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We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
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I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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