quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
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I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
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didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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