Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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