But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
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Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
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We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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