Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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