My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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