I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
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she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
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Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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