So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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