I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
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Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
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don't judge my taste in strippers
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I need a beard to bite.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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