OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
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The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
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I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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