If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
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You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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