Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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