he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
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Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
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I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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