I love black thongs
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
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MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
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I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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