3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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