I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
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I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
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There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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