I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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