called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
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