if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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